Czar of Fun: Enterprise Laugh of the Day 6.9.10

Konnichi wa! (Hello in Japanese)

 An Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when  he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river.

 He  proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher…

 The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, ‘Are you ready to find Jesus?’

 The drunk shouts, ‘Yes, oi am.’

 So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.

 He pulls him up and asks the drunk, ‘Brother  have you found Jesus?

 The drunk replies, ‘No, oi haven’t found Jesus.’

The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer.

 He  again pulls him out of the water and asks again, ‘Have you found Jesus me brother?

 The drunk again answers, ‘No, oi I haven’t found Jesus.’

 By this time the preacher is at his wits end and  dunks the drunk in the  water again — but  this time holds him down for  about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher  again asks the drunk, ‘For the love of God  have you found Jesus?’

 The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and  says to the preacher,

 ‘Are you sure this is where he fell in?’


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