Czar of Fun: Enterprise Laugh of the Day 6.18.10

Zhoyo (Hello in Giryama (Africa))

 Today is list Friday, so here we go.

Top Ten Things Overheard During President Obama’s Meeting with Tony Hayward

  1. “So, what’s new?”
  2. “Careful, you’re getting oil all over the Oval Office”
  3. “Before I start kicking asses, would any of you like some sparkling water?”
  4. “Speaking of leaks, where’s the men’s room?”
  5. “Thanks for giving my administration something to worry about besides two wars, a crushing debt, global warming and the worst economy in 70 years”
  6. “$20 Billion? Hell, I got that on me!”
  7. “Tony, I forgave you the second I heard that dreamy British accent”
  8. “Gotta keep this short, I’m meeting with the president of Indonesia about that smoking baby” (Videotape of Smoking Baby)
  9. “Biden, please, enough with the vuvuzela”
  10. “How can we blame this on Bush and Cheney?”
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